You’ve heard the phrase “you can’t be everything to everyone.” And while we offer a low cost, high value sightseeing cruise of the Cape Fear River and Historic Downtown Wilmington, there will be some folks that are just not into what we do best…showing our passengers a great time!

So if following 9 things apply to you…we’ll have a great time without you!

Beautiful views offend you

If you’re not into scenic views of Historic Downtown Wilmington, sun sets, The Battleship North Carolina, and Wildlife, a Cape Fear River Cruise is not for you.

You don’t like seeing or learning about nature

But if this is your favorite thing, you may want to experience our 4-Hour Black River Narrated Nature Cruise with Andy Wood, a well known Coastal Ecologist and Author.

You can’t stand learning about Wilmington’s rich cultural history

Sightseeing tours are packed full of history, anecdotes, and humor.

You are allergic to the sun

We actually also offer sunset cruises, so if actually are “allergic to the sun” and not just trying to get out of soccer practice, you can come out for an evening sunset cruise. 

You cringe when you see the sunset

We all have different priorities.

You don’t think it’s cool to make lasting memories with friends and family

They will have SO. MUCH. FUN. without you.

The smell of delicious food off the grill makes you sick

When you board our cruises, you will walk through Anne Bonny’s Bar & Grill. You are welcome to order from the grill to take on the cruise with you.

Laughter hurts your feelings

If you’re not looking for a good time, then this cruise isn’t for you.

You think packing a picnic is “so 1995”

We allow you to BYOB and picnic for your cruise! Make it a date night with cheese and wine, bring a pizza for the family, or order a la carte from Anne Bonny’s Grill!

This cruise is only $10 for adults and children are $10. We’ll see you aboard!

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